five-head:

Steal his look: Fred the Fish

Gucci Leather straight-leg pant-$2,300

Hermes Collier de Chien leather belt-$2,325

douchechesters:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

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bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

"When you start seeing your worth, you’ll find it harder to stay around people who don’t."

Worth by Emily S. P. 

Thank you

(via 1112pm) ←

whimpsy:

proudteenotaku:

thatsmzfufutou:

tamaraldbrennan:

jennifermorriswan:

*finishes whole series of tv show* 

*does extensive background search on the cast and follows them on all social media*

*Rewatches entire series again

*watches everything favourite cast member has been in, no matter how bad it is*

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inthenameofsalutaryneglect:

homeisforthehartless:

rubbertoe17:

the Chamber of Secrets

The text loaded before the picture and this is not at all what I was expecting

*heavy breathing*

inthenameofsalutaryneglect:

homeisforthehartless:

rubbertoe17:

the Chamber of Secrets

The text loaded before the picture and this is not at all what I was expecting

*heavy breathing*

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

b0nes-and-suicide:

*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Phil is truly underrated...
"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations."
(via hylophobic) ←
WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm